yo daughter is a thief

Similar to yo son is a crackhead

These are common yo children/yo daughter/yo son jokes
There are more but these are universal Insults to someone's children

Bob: Your a dumb useless crackhead thief
Sam: I am not

Bob: yes you are
Sam: I'm clean and don't steal
Bob:idc
Sam: but yo daughter is a thief and yo son is a crackhead I know cus I saw them
Bob:... fuck you

by 459395 August 31, 2023

Ol'daouth

Old'Youth(ol-da-outh)n,: mature with wisdom but feeling young and healthy. Adj,: being in a mature, wisdomy healthy young. Adv,:moving with a mature, wisdomy young healthy way about self.

I felt Ol'daouth today about now and day topics because of YouTube and tiktok.

by Aztucieap85 September 4, 2023

A Darth Vader

A man that was left by someone (usually a girl) also known as a Padme, that is now heartless and always angry and never trusts anyone.

Man 1: oh did you hear Jeff's girlfriend left him
Man 2: oh yeah he's totally A Darth Vader now

by Anakin Skywalker l June 21, 2023

fathers daughter

being a fathers daughter is being like your farther despite the fact you hate everything about them or you never wanted to be like them . not to be mistaken "with daddy's girl" (a child normally a girl whom favors her farther and wants to be like and want to spend most of their time with them) daddy's girl normally grow up to be a fathers daughter

your so aggressive just like your dad your such you fathers daughter

you start doing things like you farther did that you said you'd never would do

you have your lest favorable trates of him

by anonymous July 14, 2024

the darthvader raider

A person that likes giving head while their partner uses a CPAP machine

Damn, my girl becomes a “the darthvader raider” when I put my machine on

by Megaman X February 3, 2024

thought daughter

a play on the 'thot daughter', thought daughter is used to contradict the term. A thought daughter is a young woman who reads Sylvia Plath, listens to Fiona Apple, and is a general loser who is bad at talking to guys. She's a deep thinker who's compassionate and emotional, and prone to brooding. Thought daughters are overthinking nervous wrecks, staying up late thinking about whatever. She is melodrama and feminism and all that jazz.

"All she does is spend time in her room reading Otessa Moshfegh! She's impossible to date."

"She's a total thought daughter, man. Stay away!"
"Will do!"

by ememmememe April 22, 2024

Thought daughter

A thought daughter is a girl who thinks deeply and is very introspective. This could also be characterized as an over-thinker.

This term derives from the original Tik-Tok trend where creators ask random people if they would prefer either a gay son a thot daughter. (A daughter who is promiscuous)

"My parents got confused and chose thought daughter and now I can't shut up about why I believe that Earth is Flat, 911 was an inside job and the Draco reptilians have infiltrated our government."

by Enigma222 May 2, 2024