spagurkin curtain

a curtain or blanket used to give privacy while in close quarters with other people. In most cases Military barracks, navy boats or any other situation where you dont get much alone time.

Billy has been behind his spagurkin curtain for hours

by wesully1 October 11, 2011

Stank curtain

When someone farts in a small area and makes it so someone has to walk through their fart.

I gave my wife a great stank curtain while we were walking down the hallway yesterday!

by Sithvader666 May 24, 2025

Curtain Call

A term commonly used by lesbians to describe when they show love and affection to each other, but they are still in "the closet."

*in a large group of people*
lesbian 1: "wanna curtain call, lesbian 2? 😈"
lesbian 2: "yeah, let's get out of here. 😏"
*lesbian 1 and lesbian 2 go at it in a supply closet*

by lesbianzrule November 1, 2023

Curtain feet-tits

When you forget that your balls are in her mouth and you try to leave and she punctures your ballsack and while your semen starts squirting out she puts he clothes on and then leaves you there spermless sad and cold

Yo dawg I got curtain feet-tits’d

That sucks my homie sexual friend!

by Hellquacksymdrome July 10, 2018

curtain dropper

Sending a revealing photo during flirting on text.
Showing revealing areas on the body while flirting in person.

Marie gave John a curtain dropper on text.
Kate showed James a curtain dropper, she's such a flirt.

by Curtain dropper March 30, 2020

accidental curtain

When the front of a person’s boxers open when they don’t want them to.

I’d sleep I just my boxers at her place but I’m worried about an accidental curtain.

by Opalescentdumbass December 11, 2022

Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018