curtain

a thing that covers up your windows

friend: “what’s that thing covering the light from entering”
me: “it’s a curtain.”

by ellaissupercool February 13, 2021

Fat Curtain

When your stomach is so fat it hangs over you groin

The last time I saw my penis was in my teens due to my fat curtain

by Cooperhixson February 16, 2021

Daytona curtain rod

It’s where you shit in a condom tie the end in a knot and you have intercourse with the woman you’re with

Hey this nasty freak wanted me to give her a Daytona curtain rod last night

by Jtaylor85 March 7, 2021

Meat curtains

Saggy vagina lips

She was open but the meat curtains made it look like it was 24/7

by Batman vision dark mode May 1, 2021

Pork curtain

Ball sack stretched out.

Antonym of Beef curtain (oversized vaginally inner lips).

I stretched his pork curtain out

by 2021Galileo November 13, 2021

Milk Curtains

Really really really saggy titties

Looks at the milk curtains on that lady. Fill a couple glasses with those old milk curtains

by RedditorsAnus November 13, 2021

Mr Curtain

The Stewards school pedophile. I pray for you if you have him for a lesson.

"I heard Mr Curtain is covering for Miss Khan this lesson.

by ImHighAF March 16, 2022