Cum Barnacles

The collection of cum on the bottom of one's feet after jerking off in the shower.

I dropped such a huge load in the shower last night that I don't think all of it went down the drain; I am pretty sure that I had some cum barnacles.

by urbancocktionary December 15, 2011

Cum cry

When you orgasm to the point your body convulses and tears run down your face.

John always makes me cum cry when I sit on his face, he has such a strong tongue.

by Mary eats Jane September 22, 2023

Cum Thrust

When one cums and thrusts

Person 1 : "I need to cum"
Person 2: "What are you gonna do?"
Person 1: "Cum thrust you bitch"

by MoobsSlowbin69 January 16, 2021

red cum

the secret special cum color that belongs only to members of the stonecummers society, a club for only the smartest coomers

"imagine yo cum not bein red"
"he gave me a red Halloween, you know he's good"
"red Halloween? isn't that where his red cum sprays in the air and rains down on you like a spanish village?"

by Teague is Trash May 8, 2021

Cum Central

The greatest restaurant to ever exist created by Wil and Lyric. A restaurant where only human sperm is served in shapes of actual food. Many people love eating here. The secret menu consists of only the finest animal sperm.

Examples:
Cumsghetti
Jizzeroni and Cheeze
Cumburger
Frozen Cum Patties
Cumcream
Oreos with a special dipping sauce.
Cumshakes
Cumcakes

We also cater for childrens' birthday parties.

Hey lets go eat at Cum Central!
Your mom's a regular at Cum Central.
Your mom are our most loyal customer at Cum Central.

by CC Creators September 19, 2022

The Cum Sock

The Cum Sock is the only place where you can store all of your unborn children.

Some benefits of using The Cum Sock is it stimulates an actual coochie if you do it right. As well as an easy clean up.

Some people have multiple of these socks.

You use The Cum Sock when you don’t want your special yogurt getting everywhere and on your hands.

You can then save your Cum Sock in a jar if you want to.

Disclaimer: Just don’t let anyone touch your Cum Sock or they will need therapy for life.

Yo bro, I just had the best nut ever the other day.

Oh really, how

I started using The Cum Sock

Wtf bro

by TheGhostKing April 6, 2022

Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

by William Donelly May 16, 2021