Cum chamber

An isolated and decrepit small space with shower heads filled with aged semen and rotting bodily fluids on all surrounding walls, often used as a torture device.

"Corbin best tyson and put him inside the cum chamber yesterday."

by Cursed_Samosa July 1, 2019

Cum Evaluator

The Cum evaluator is a member of the government ministry responsible for the collection and value of cum, the cum evaluator also holds the responsibility of maintaining the cum market.

Karen: I'm so sick of my cum evaluator giving my cum a 3 out of 10!

Sharen: dw babe ill still slurp it

Karen: sex?

Sharen: only if you want herpes?

by William Donelly May 16, 2021

Cum Thief

A girl who tries to steal your cum in order to have a baby. Dads all around the world should advise their boys that girls WILL steal your cum in order to get child support. This term was introduced by OMGITSFIREFOXX during a FACK BOII FRIDAY STREAM.

Sonja was named cum thief after she "tried to clean up the cum on the sheet." She later had a baby, got child support and lived happily ever after.

by iiaequalisii May 6, 2016

Cum Cobain

The act of accidentally or meaningfully ejaculating on your own face.

Mike: Ya bro, when I pulled out my dick it shot up and I blew a load all over my face!
Craig: Damn man you totally Cum Cobained yourself lmao

by Ty Murphy May 23, 2019

Cum Central

The greatest restaurant to ever exist created by Wil and Lyric. A restaurant where only human sperm is served in shapes of actual food. Many people love eating here. The secret menu consists of only the finest animal sperm.

Examples:
Cumsghetti
Jizzeroni and Cheeze
Cumburger
Frozen Cum Patties
Cumcream
Oreos with a special dipping sauce.
Cumshakes
Cumcakes

We also cater for childrens' birthday parties.

Hey lets go eat at Cum Central!
Your mom's a regular at Cum Central.
Your mom are our most loyal customer at Cum Central.

by CC Creators September 19, 2022

Slinging Cum

Slinging Cum is the term used when you're moving your penis side to side while ejaculating causing the cum to fly everywhere.

"Yeah, they walked in when I was Slinging Cum all over her face."

by v_1xm July 7, 2020

Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010