Crusty

when you wake up on the wrong side of them bed, feel angry, or upset

Jala: “why are you so crusty today ”
Kaelynn: “Mr. ——- really is really crusting me off

by jalaiscrusty123 December 11, 2019

crusty daddy

When you masturbate, let it dry, then fuck with the crusty dick

Last night this girl and I did the crusty daddy

by Odysseus Pemberton April 25, 2024

crusty oreo

When you nut into a Chips Ahoy and put another Chips Ahoy on top of it.

I could go for something salty-sweet, like a crusty oreo.

by SaltyOldSailor October 23, 2020

crusty boxers

What a 40 something year old catfish would wear whilst trying to lure young woman.

Sitting at home in your crusty boxers.

by Tigerland2019 December 30, 2020

Crusty

Describes something/someone disgusting

I know Jaelynn wants the D, but she's a crusty ass bitch so I ain't givin' it to her.

by ( . Y . )lover69 December 9, 2016

crusty

a term to describe a person who has crusty moves or a crusty personality. crusty can mean being negative, doing the most, or just being weird in a bad way.

you flirt with every nigga and you don't even have a phone. you're crusty.
wow, you're literally being extra right now, hella crusty.

by NC704 May 11, 2016

Crusty

A two year old sock that has formed weird yellow crystals inside of it. I don’t know why, but it smells kind of odd, kind of like a white goo substance.

Eww, that sock is fucking crusty!

by Big_Fard March 4, 2022