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Looking for crocodiles

Basically, when contingency planning, looking for unlikely, worst case scenarios that technically could happen, but realistically never will. The analogy is you start looking for things beneath the surface of a river in case a log turns out to be a croc and bites you. Trouble is, you are generally looking at your local river that has only logs… chances of there being a live croc ? Pretty slim.
Those tyres are rated for 120 miles per hour, but our car can only do 110 miles per hour tops so they are perfectly acceptable. But what if there's a tail wind, and a hill, and our brakes fail ? says Jack. Good old Jack, always looking for crocodiles (looking for alligators, hunting alligators, searching for crocs etc etc)
by Woofa August 30, 2012
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chili in the crockpot

"Is the bathroom free? I've got chili in the crockpot."
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Kool-aid croch

Another term for a females hormonal activity formally known as a menstrual cycle or commonly referred to as a period. It is the cycle of natural changes that occurs in the uterus and ovary as an essential part of making sexual reproduction possible.
When a girl gets the kool-aid croch, stay away.
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Antarctic Flying Crocodile

The Antarctic Flying Crocodile is a crocodile with wings who eats ice. It is an endangered animal.
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walk like a crocodile

have gay or feminine mannerisms; from the way crocodiles walk (like they just got their nails done)
I know you're straight, but you really walk like a crocodile.
What the fuck are you talking about?
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Don’t put yourself in a situation you aren’t prepared for.
Person 1: *eats 10 edibles in 5 minutes * *dies*

Person 2: “If you can’t smell the beans, don’t swim in the crockpot!”
by Bootyboy303 May 28, 2019
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crocsucker

Person who wears hideously ugly plastic clog-like shoes called Crocs
What a crocsucker - she got a pair in orange.
by botsonic October 16, 2007
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