crushing raspberries

Eating raspberries in bed with your partner and starting such an intense sexual intercourse that you accidentally crush the raspberries without noticing it.

It causes red stains on the bed sheet which can look like period sex marks.

Oh, mate, we were crushing raspberries so intensly with my girlfriend last night that it ended up in my wank bank

by aerialdracula July 16, 2019

Creep crush

A crush on a creepy character from a movie

Just watched that movie 'dead man tell no tale' and I have a creep crush salazar

I think I have a new creep crush

by Creepcrush2002 June 11, 2017

Unicorn Crush

When you have a crush on someone that you know you have zero chance with, like your hot teacher, or a celebrity, or your best friend’s mom. It’s called a Unicorn crush because, like unicorns, it’s not real, but it’s something everyone knows about and understands.

“Oh my gosh, I have a huge crush on our new teacher.”
“It’s just a unicorn crush, calm down.”

by Got.Any.Grapes? April 2, 2022

Crush Mode

A superhuman ability gifted to those that ask for cigarettes on street corners and receive a Camel Crush Menthol. The ability can be triggered by most anybody with proper training, and requires one to inhale an entire Camel Crush Menthol cigarette upon crushing the menthol filter bubble. Practicing the art form can unlock your methylated potential and gift you with anything from extreme intelligence to incredible ohysical strength and agility and can be used methodically. This mode can be triggered by lesser menthol cigarettes, however great training is required.

"Yo, I went stupid Crush Mode last night on your dad. his balls were straight fartin on my chin."

by Nima Vellon December 24, 2020

gross crush

When you are strangely attracted to someone who is unattractive.

"I hope nothing happens to The Hound on Game of Thrones, he is my gross crush."

by beegee89 August 18, 2017

Crushing the Dirt

When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.

Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.

by Prof Xander August 5, 2017

Dry Crush

The experience of a Romantic crush without experience any sexual attraction for the person.
Basically when you want them but you don't want to have sex with them.
romantic attraction without sexual attraction.

When I was a kid I had a lot of dry crushes on girls I knew.... my romantic interest in the opposite sex began before I knew what sex was.

by Daeros November 7, 2019