Zoot closet

The place you reach when you are so astronomically fucked up that you reach a new dimension of faded. All control has been long since lost. Usually results in catastrophic events.

"Man Luke was so turnt last night, I don't what the hell he was speaking on. Nigga was in the Zoot closet! "

by warreng4real June 20, 2015

closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Closet Demon

'Closet demon' a name of some asshole named "Abrar Muhammad Ashiq" He would always fail all his classes, and be in one of them cringey middle school relationships.

The closet demon is drunk, and he is always high.

by Someonethattisbetter May 29, 2022

Closet Tosser

(noun) Someone who masturbates (i.e has a "toss") but never admits to it (either because they think it's disgusting or otherwise). Girls make up the majority of secret tossers.

Frank: Oy Jenny, do you masturbate?

Jenny: No! That's disgusting!

Frank: Quit being a Closet Tosser already & just own up to it!

by J. Bloom May 13, 2014

In The Closet

In The Closet is a sex position, you lay in bed, i sit in the closet :/

1. Hey wanna do the "In the closet"
2. What's "In the closet"
1. You'll see, just trust me
2. Ok

by CoochieMan_Slayer6969 October 12, 2020

Closeted Pedophile

A closeted pedophile is a type of person who has a sexual attraction towards characters that are drawn like children in anime or cartoons or even in other media, these characters can sometimes act like children too.

person one: uhhh dude it doesnt matter that the dragon loli is my waifu shes like wayyyy older than me i mean like yeah like she acts like a kid too but like shes cute you know.

person two: she looks like she goes to kindergarten you fucking closeted pedophile.

by PissingNShitting December 17, 2023

Closet Diddler

Closet diddler. Someone who diddles kids on the dl but pretends to be anti chomo and takes an extreme stance against chomos

Example: "Did you hear Ron Mckinney from Park Hills Missouri is a closet Diddler?"

Example: "I thought Ron hated chomos, turns out he was just a Closet Diddler"

by GetDashedBro January 14, 2025