Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

Classically Based

A person who is outspokenly racist, and is unashamed of that fact.

Joe isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 14, 2022

Classic Rock Douchebag

An exceptionally stubborn individual, usually over the age of 45, that adamantly listens on to rock and roll music that is pre-1995, but then bitches and complains that rock and roll has basically died out and the music industry is nothing but rap and country and pop, yet they still refuse to listen to modern rock and roll artists "because it just isn't the same as the older stuff", so they do nothing to support the current rock industry

I used to be such a classic rock douchebag until one day I realized how much good music I was allowing myself to miss out on, now I love rock and roll music from all decades and genres

by Kramardi September 15, 2022

classified beauty

used to name someone of legendary status; the peak of all compliments

pie purchaser: do you have any sawce?
servo worker: *points to 20¢ sawce bucket* yeah mate just take one for free
pie purchase: you absolute classified beauty

by plostiale February 1, 2023

Classic White Girl

Your classic American white girl NPC that is set to the default settings. Usually wears some ugly ass oversized hoodie, drinks a venti with every fucking possible add on and topping, dumb af, cannot operate without attention, and off switch is yet to be found

Classic white girls are stupid and are NPCs

by Biggie-Cheesie February 14, 2023

classifeder

An unknown term. Created by quinstonN of pizza bowl. Is not a typo, and has no real meaning.

A classifeder is a random term of dumb shit!

by KingRoyalxo November 14, 2022

Classical liberal

“I got fired and now I have to shill for the conservatives so I don’t have to be a slave like the rest of the peasants 😢” ~ Fine one “classical liberal” who doesn’t have this exact backstory.... Go ahead.... I’ll wait... I actually DARE you to find a single one that doesn’t have this backstory. Classical liberals are the “Vindicators” of modern society.

Hym “Hey, Classical liberal... what do you believe?”

Classical liberal “Well, I believe whatever I need to believe to wield my grotesquely limited skill set against the populous...”

Hym “But what do you REALLY believe?”

Classical liberal “wHaT dO yOu mEaN bY bElIeVe!?!?!?”

Hym “Tsssk 🤦 ♂️.... Jesus Christ... Yeah... I see why you were fired... Ok. Hold on... Ok, I just started a business. You’re officially my first employee.”

Classical liberal “No thanks I...”

Hym “You’re fired.... Aw God, yeah...That’s better. Sorry but it’s almost impossible to NOT fire someone as tedious as you, I mean, holy shit! 😩 That feels so much better!”

Classical liberal “Iam! Please you have to hire me I’ll say whatever you want! 😭”

Iam “Wha... I... I don’t own a business. What are you... You didn’t even want the job! Stop... You're getting snot on me...”

Classical Liberal “PLEASE!!” 😭

Iam “I... I don’t know what to do here... You got fired by Hym so now you’re groveling at my feet for a job because... I’m the opposite? You don’t have to... I think he’s doing a bit... Are... Are you a part of the bit? I don’t understand what’s happening here...”

Hym “He can’t help it Iam... It’s in his nature. You have to hire him. If you don’t he’ll have to be like everyone else and work for his money! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!”

by Hym Iam November 23, 2022