The Classic Rezzoe Stallmate

This is a classic move by Rezzoe, in which he asks upon his peers to endure some enjoyment. He continues to talk out of his behind, and stalls the activity as he is bored of nothing. The classic Rezzoe Stallmate goes hand and hand with the Rezzoe ego, or the Rezzoe victim card.

"Lets just play without Rezzoe, he's doing the The Classic Rezzoe Stallmate"

by Swappery November 11, 2021

Chi classic

Pussying out of any act, even when you are being peer pressured into it.

Did you see Ben pull the Chi classic when he was asked to a 4 way gang bang between homies

by Thetigerrhino December 16, 2020

Calm Classic

Calm Classic is a term used generally used when referring to something nostalgic of you or someone else's past.

Person 1: Man I remember when we were kids and jumping in leaf piles in the fall.

Person 2: Yeah thats a calm Classic

by Yee yee skee September 30, 2021

Classically Based

A person who is openly racist, and unashamed of that fact.

That man isn’t just racist, he’s classically based

by Frederick Grumbledink September 13, 2022

Hop on classic collections vc

Rough sex with men including massive dildos and cock sucking

Cosmic: Hop on Classic collections vc (pls i want anal i want big fuck me in ass plzplz)

by thecrusaderman August 2, 2021

Classic Sonic and Tails dancing

A meme that started off good until a kid called Yaseen Ajina milked the fuck out of it. At this point, it is no longer funny because of his milking.

Person 1 : Why aren't people using the Classic Sonic and Tails dancing meme?
Person 2 : A kid milked the shit out of it.

by Peter Griffin tells the truth June 5, 2022

The Classic Bulgarian Trap

A fake historical event used to trick history nerds online

Ah yes William II, Prince of Orange and his incompetence at Waterloo. One could say he fell into the Classic Bulgarian Trap.

by ZanyMOFO April 8, 2024