Louisiana hog-choke

A type of chokehold similar to a rear naked choke except instead of using the non-choking hand to apply pressure to the back of the head, you use it to ruthlessly slap the face of your victim.

Yesterday my coach put me in a Louisiana hog-choke and I nearly cried.

by TapSnaporNap May 8, 2024

cock choked

when a girl be strokin it and she squeeze too hard.

guy: she was going at it when she cock choked me and hurt my dick!

by therapuked May 19, 2015

Choke the Jabba

Masturbation

It’s common to choke the jabba while gaming battlefront.

by Hot Dog Goblin May 16, 2018

I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Rather Smack Your Back Than Choke You: The Firs Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Minnesota Choke

An all to familiar feeling for fans of anything Minnesota, in which whatever you cheer for inevitably falls apart.

The TWolves were the most recent example of the Minnesota Choke.
The Vikings have the Minnesota Choke down to a science. Heck, they invented it.

by Mr Duckets August 6, 2024

Confuse choke

When a guy says something so confusing and wrongly sexual that a girl chokes on her curly wurly straw

Oi u made me confuse choke

by Jasck May 23, 2019

Choke Artist

Ghost from True Capitalist Radio/The Ghost Show when he stumbles words constantly

Ex: "Stop calling me a choke artist. I only fum-fum-fumbled two wods-words you jerks!"

by KingOfFrop September 6, 2020