Carlos

99% Mexican, 1% Monkey. Carlos can be found climbing the branches of the Amazon, or fighting homeless people for food.

"Oh shit, that's a Carlos"
"eeek eek"

by Temp Mail April 4, 2025

Carlos

hi

carlos means a sexy guy and everyone loves him

by anonymous June 17, 2022

Carlos

Lover boy who has a high sex drive and can quite often dance around the idea of sleeping with another man. Also referred to as Gay.

“You’re such a Carlos!”

“Can you stop Carlosing!”

by Gambit52 May 9, 2024

Carlo

Carlo is a very chill and calm person, He is very nice and cool about a lot of things. In short Carlo is a G. But sometimes he gets caught and dragged outta school by the cop. Other than that he is pretty cool. And he has a big nose.

Adriano: Bro! The cops are dragging Joey by the collar!
Aidan: He's pulling a Carlo.

by SalvadorMAN April 9, 2021

Carlos Mendoza

He cannot find his car, so sad.

You: Carlos Mendoza, where is your car.

Carlos: STOP IT I AM HAVING A TEST!

by boihvbjk October 3, 2020

captain carlos

This man will fuck anything! He doesnt produce babies he shits them out eats them agin and jizzes them out!

gay ass man-hes such a savage!
Hot asss bitch- no hes a captain carlos with a big fat black dick

by Fuckboi sucks good March 25, 2016

Carlos

Carlos may seem annoying and dumb but he's actually sweet when he wants to be and I like him so it's ok.

Carlos needs help.

by rawr5938 October 13, 2022