Caiden Brown

Caiden brown is a boi. He watches roblox videos religiosly. He is straight but has kissed a man named wyatt. He has a girlfriend named Jayden and he has had 6 more before her. He mostly is found in his cave dwelling of a room watching roblox videos or playing roblox. He only watches hentai because he knows thats all he's ever going to see.

Person:1 heard Caiden Brown kissed a dude
Person 2: Yeah but it was one of the homies.

by TheAbsolute%100TruthNoCap March 5, 2021

caiden

the most beautiful ugly piece of nice guy that loves big black beans in his wide juicy work book

i just really want a caiden in my ass right now

by whare May 16, 2021

Caiden

Caiden is a person who falls in love with Jacobs. They really love each other for some reason.

People: have you seen Jacob in Caiden?

People: yea they are always kissing.

by Jacob Caiden November 3, 2021

Caiden

The most shortest mf alive

Caiden is so short sum1 could run over him and not even notice

by anonymous August 13, 2022

Cadenhead

Lanky brunette looking for a good time. Lurks around pubs throughout Scotland to find its prey

Watch out for that cadenhead over there, don't make eye contact!

by jacad1999 January 18, 2015

Caden Funnybros

Caden Funnybros is another term of the word FuckNut meaning fucking retarded, beware though using this word more than 5 times a day could result in a haunting greater than ‘the exorcist’.

Oh my God you’re so fucking Caden Funnybros you’re actually retarded

by It’s me faggot November 1, 2018

Cade

Cade is a really laid back guy. He normally is shorter or average height and plays baseball. Normally he has darker hair and can be a cheeky brat. But he can be pretty nice and cool when you get to know him. The girl he likes he will normally argue and talk non-stop with though. You always need a Cade.

Girl 1: Cades so annoying

Girl 2: I think he likes you though
Girl 1: really?

by DWMiami3 March 15, 2019