Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.

"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"

by SwiftJace December 16, 2025

Brownies

Something that should be brought for you and your team at least once a week, showing that appreciation for all your hard work.

Wow, did you see what Andrew got us? Brownies!

by EnfOfBell July 11, 2016

slutty brownie effect

when you eat a slutty brownie and a few minutes later you feel more carefree than usual

person 1: I feel so alive!
person 2: why? you only ate a slutty brownie?
person 1: it's the slutty brownie effect.

by Jillybeanchasez December 1, 2016

Scouse Brownie

A Large, steaming shit

Someones left a Scouse Brownie in the vending machine

by TheChappell October 8, 2021

Brownie

Where a girl sharts on a guys dick and gives him a blow job after, without cleaning it off. Usually done with anal.

Guy 1: Bro, I'd love it if that girl would give me a brownie!
Guy 2: I mean if you're into that kind of shit.. go ahead?

by CRACKDADDY_2000 October 30, 2019

Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person who sneaks into another persons home at night and shit on them while they are sleep.

Did you hear? Peoples houses have been broken into by the "Bedtime Brownie bandit" They've been waking up with shit on them!

"bedtime Brownie Bandit??" who the fuck is that???

by Barking Biscuits December 16, 2025

Brownie

Another expression for anal sex

Let's have a brownie, dear!

by Menandros April 30, 2018