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ocean boner

Once the Ocean Boner pulled into port, all the Seamen rushed out on leave.
by Crashjunkie July 28, 2017
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Boner Narcolepsey

;a medical condition which subjects the patient to sudden narcoleptic episodes(aka passing the F*#k out) whenever he becomes sexually arroused due to the sudden loss of blood to the brain when it is required to erect his ridiculously large Organ. When one suffers from this condition they should always inform any and all new partners before engaging in intercourse otherwise they may panic and dial 911 or worse throw the patient off a bridge so as to avoid any legal reprecutions of a wrongful death suit etc.
Stanley: Well how was she bro?
Patient: I've no clue bro, this damn boner narcolepsey gets me every time so if anything did happen I can't remember, seeing however as to how she walked out on her own I'd say it was a no go.
by Vendetta Fist October 27, 2017
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honest boner

An erection that is 100% spontaneous and almost always uncontrollable. Typically happening early teen years but rarely past the early 20s.
I have to be careful around Zooey b/c she gives me an honest boner so easily.
by matt5000 June 27, 2010
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Boner Chicken

Two men stand across from one another holding the other's flaccid penis. Each commits acts in an effort to arouse the other man. Tactile stimulation is prohibited. All others forms (eg talking, body language, seductive eye contact). The first man to become fully erect looses.
Bro, remember that time you lost Boner Chicken because Mike had that jug of milk?
by BonerChicken November 23, 2018
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Homer Boner

What Homer Simpson gets when he's alone with Marge.
Marge: Oh homie~
Homer: there seems to be an issue. I have a...homer boner
by Mchammer.com March 18, 2020
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eternal boner

When a girl is so hot that you spend most of your sexual thoughts focused on her, leading to a massive erection that seems to almost never go away, she has given you the eternal boner.
Guy 1: "Dude, I can't stop thinking about Anna. She's so hot, bro."
Guy 2: "That's because she gives you the eternal boner, man."
Guy 1: "Word."
by Bear Master November 2, 2013
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bear boner

by RetroGaming January 11, 2018
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