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blanket fuckery

An act in which one enters a bed that their significant other was already tucked into, thus disrupting the comfort of the person already in bed.

Any situation where the bedsheets are tangled and/or bundled incorrectly also applies.
"What is this blanket fuckery that is occuring?"
by stickyballceiling February 19, 2025
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During anal intercourse, after a full thrust remove the penis very quickly revealing the inside of the butthole.
by Yayceee December 21, 2019
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Blanket Rage

The violent thoughts and feelings you get when a Parent pulls the covers off of you in the morning hoping to wake you up. Most commonly used by Mothers on school days.
Billy - Dude my Mom gave me the worst case of Blanket Rage today. I almost got up and head butted her in the fucking teeth.

John - Bro! My older brother is in Prison for murdering our Mother cause of Blanket Rage!
by TerriblyAwkward August 24, 2011
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Being under a blanket

A feeling of trust, comfort and intimacy, like a child hiding under a blanket from their parents. Allowing someone under your metaphorical blanket implies letting them into your private world and trusting them.
Being under a blanket
exmp1:
I told you about 'my crisis' not because it might help you, but because you are the one who I want to know about me, "be under my blanket"

exmp2:

A: I don't care if people would or would not be happy that we date. That is mine.
B: What do you mean?
A: You are under my blanket.

exmp3:
A: I've never considered myself being under your blanket.
B: Wow.
by janthekdjsimp December 29, 2023
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tramp’s blanket

The act of getting drunk in order to keep warm when cold. Typically practiced by homeless people.
Jim couldn’t afford heating so he’s had a tramp’s blanket to keep him warm.

Shall we leave the heating off and just have a tramp’s blanket tonight instead?
by geogeogeogeo4 December 5, 2023
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Blanket Ninja

(Verb) Quiet Sex when in a shared living space such as a dorm, barracks, apartment or flat
My parents had gone to sleep at around 8 so I invited my girl over so we could blanket ninja
by aerospace user April 4, 2020
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Heavy Blankets

Used instead of “lit, sick, dope, awesome, sweet, etc.” when something is “cool.”
Dude 1: Check out this sweet bong man!
Dude 2: Yeah man, heavy blankets, dude!
by thedavidventer November 9, 2020
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