Lip Blanket

A term used by Canadians to refer to a kickass moustache.

Hey dude, Shawn’s got a fuckin unreal lip blanket.

by TheChelDefinitions November 1, 2020

small blanket

A bad whore who has been passed around by many.

Damn Ma! You be getting passed around like a small blanket.

by HaveFaith November 14, 2013

Blanket Hornpipe

The amorous congress; sex

From the 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue

They were doing the blanket hornpipe last night.

by literaryvictorianpirate May 10, 2025

fur blanket

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015

Grandma's Blanket

When you have sexual intercourse with a/your grandma and she flops her post coital booby over your shoulder as she big spoons you and lulls you to sleep. Often accompanied by smells of warm cookies and stale ribbon candy.

Dude your Grandma's Blanket beat back the shame but good.

by Davey boy 27 May 8, 2023

Pigs in a Blanket

When two or more people engaging in intercourse defecate in the bed and continue to have sex under the sheets.

Last weekend at the party Julia and John were going to use one of the rooms, but walked into three pigs in a blanket.

The two left immediately with their noses scarred with the smell of pastures.

by Harry Scrotter April 20, 2019