bender

Getting together with friends to play any video game for an extended amount of time, at least 8 hours. Usually involves many smoke breaks and at least one pre-made Nestle toll-house cookie roll.

Ted and Thai are getting together for a bender on Tuesday. Thai's picking up Doom 3 at midnight and Ted is bring the cookies.

by Jacob Aalfs May 13, 2005

Berder

A person who is so butthurt because he lost he has to try to use typos to make someone look
Stupid. See: tall poppy syndrome, snowflake, liberal tears

That guy can’t even spell berder!!!! He’s unfit. Impeach. I’m sad.

by Yllidyllid January 16, 2019

morning bender

A bender which takes place in the morning time.

"How was your morning, jimmy?"

"i had a morning bender"

by todddd May 1, 2008

Bender

Someone who is so ugly, they make the opposite sex turn gay.

Jenny? She's a right bender, she made Fergus gay.

by gacor December 8, 2011

Breeder

A Breeder is someone (Male or Female) you would have children with for the sole purpose of creating professional and olympic athletes. A breeder does not depend on looks. For example any woman over 6 foot is automatically a breeder and any man over 6'5" (regardless of looks). Hot people are not breeders; breeders are a separate class made to define the best people for creating strong athletes.

DAMNNN, check out that breeder!
Shes pretty cute,,,,nahhh shes a breeder.
Check out those thighs,,,definitely a breeder!
You squat 400!?.........Breeder
Did you see how high she can jump......breeder

by theycallmeF January 3, 2014

breeder-porn

Porn dedicated to simulations of making chillens.

V and were watching breeder-porn, and got so horny we got biblical right then and there, with no protection.

by AurelAuAaaaureliusreliusaaaasA May 3, 2018

Chocolate coated banana bender

A variation of the original "banana bender", but with a chocolaty twist of Brookdale chocolate ice cream topping drizzled on top, hence the name chocolate coated banana bender. Unlike the original you do not need a massage chair for aid of insertion as you have the topping, acting as a lubricant.

Person 1: What did you do last night Tom?
Tom: I gave myself a sweet chocolate coated banana bender last night on the toilet.

by Mendax June 23, 2014