The act of unintentionally masturbating with self tanner, resulting in an orange, carrot-like phallus.
Cornelius was horrified when he realized he had been carrot bagging for the last 10 minutes. Undaunted, he finished the deed.
by Itzamna314 August 23, 2015
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by Skidude22 August 02, 2015
A woman who requests a ride to some place and when the driver agrees she suddenly gets 4 or 5 bags of “her” stuff (stolen probably) to take with her
by Justin-Judd-Texas November 01, 2022
Someone who is a complete cunt that you want to call out for being such, but you don't want to attract the unwanted attention of others around who may not be so accepting of naughty language.
*One office collogue to another*
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
"You know, that Michael guy they hired last month is kind of a spall bag"a
by Big Black Jack 77 June 09, 2023
The act of standing around not doing much of anything of value. Often times includes shooting the shit with a group of people and not paying attention or not doing what you are supposed to be doing.
A great big buck ran out in front of us while deer hunting. Too bad we were smoking cigarettes and jag bagging and never got a shot at it.
by camp 9 September 20, 2010