awkward buttsex

The moment someone slips into another person's "clown-hole" and they don't actually know about it. So both parties just stay there, neither moving or acting sexually until it gets too awkward when the person's mother walks in offering snacks. In the further case of it leading to the mother joining in, it shall be called "Ye Old Mexican Prayer".

Jimmy: "Oh man, thought I could slip right in without her noticing. Guess not man..."
Harold: "Oh dude, you had 'Awkward Buttsex' didn't you!?"
Jimmy: "Yeah, then her mom walked in and did 'Ye Old Mexican Prayer' on us..."
Harold: "you're gross."

by butt_muncher July 17, 2014

Awkward sardine

When one licks their finger and sticks it between someone else’s boobs and wiggles it.

I gave my girl an awkward sardine last night.

by Lawgin February 13, 2021

awkward

awwww she went to the psych ward

awwww the KNIGHT ward AWWWW the KNIGHT ward awkward

by DJ Mount Rushmore October 10, 2025

Strawberry Awkward

Strawberry awkward refers to a type of awkward feeling. To pinpoint this, strawberry awkward refers to the awkward feeling of being around a friend and their boyfriend or girlfriend. You are pushed aside from the conversation left with nothing of value to include while they enjoy their time together.

I was feeling so strawberry awkward that I put my headphones on when my friend and her boyfriend were laughing together.

I’m doing nothing, it is strawberry awkward so I left them alone and put my headphones on.

by Warrior571 November 3, 2025

awkward ball

awkard ball is defined as a game in which players, with unzipped flies and shoe laces tied together throw a ball against the wall, once a player catches the ball, the player is supposed to punch himself while saying something racist or misogynistic until one player is laying on the ground in a pool of blood"

Mike : Hey, did you see the new game by "Parker Brothers", its called awkward ball, wanna play?
Ric: Yeah man, I heard of this shit, Ive been practicing all day.

by Crier98999 December 10, 2012

awkward bruh moment

Bruh moment but make it awkward.

Nicole: "Anyssa.... we're the only juniors at this sophomore kickback!"
Anyssa: "Erm *awkward pause* awkward bruh moment."

by nicolechirum March 2, 2021

Awkward shrub

The new awkward turtle. A moment of cold, unmoving social displeasure.

"I made a tasteless joke about Jews before he told me he was Jewish. It was a real awkward shrub moment."

by Shrubbery August 2, 2013