African rain dance

The act of inserting a womans hard nipple into a mans pee hole, then the man urinates, making the urine "rain" on her.

My old lady wanted to shower last night, but I talked her into an African rain dance instead.

by Mintberrycrunch91 April 22, 2011

African American

The "politcaly" correct form of black. Not at all correct though considering black people who were born in America and have never been to Africa nor have family they actually know, are not African-American. Just American. It is also incorrect in the sense that blacks can come from places BESIDES Africa, like Jamacia. If it's politically correct to call blacks African-American, why not call whites European-American?

*Black guy walks into room*
White Guy- I enjoy the African American rapper Ludicriss

by pissed offed December 17, 2011

African american invasion force

A group of african americans who leave the projects etc. and invade a gated neighborhood etc. where all the rich people live and plunder and get booty because there rich asses don't know jack squat about the world and a statement needs to be made and a message needs to be sent.

Lets get together an african american invasion force.

by The Fury 13 January 19, 2011

African monkey tickler

The act of sticking ones penis in a hairy mans ass. Then you tickle him until he defecates on your penis. Then you force the man to suck the other mans penis.

I saw Kyle and Zach today giving each other African monkey ticklers, they looked tired.

by simmondiew November 17, 2010

african chick

Female gender of African decent. Easily identifiable with the naked eye and ear. Occasionally wears large golden hoop earrings and extremely overpriced name-brand t-shirts that are too tight. Air Jordan shoes and Baby Phat jeans are a major trait among said females, which inevitably leads to 10th grade school fights after school, usually on Fridays since Fridays sometimes offer $10 "free dress day" specials in which said females and their fellow students have the option of not wearing their school uniform apparel.

"I'm an African chick, nigga! See these payants? (Their pronunciation of the word "pants").

Jerone: "That African chick tho! Hooo-weee! Bring dat azzzz here, gurl!"

by Easily Aroused January 15, 2015

hot as Africa

A term meaning its hotter than hell in a said location cause Africa is worse than hell.

Dude! It's hot as Africa in the back of this bus!

by stanleyhudson May 11, 2009

African Water

You know the water that's left in the toilet after you take a huge dump that's still brown and needs a second flush? Yeah, that's African Water.

Dude 1- Hey, who didn't flush the toilet?
Dude 2- I was the last to use the bathroom, but I flushed.
Dude 1- Well check next time, you had some African Water left.

by TheDragonReborn January 9, 2011