soccer buddy

A person who enjoys soccer as much as you do and loves you and is perfect for you

My soccer buddy is my best friend

by Lityou April 15, 2017

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berkshire soccer academy

A soccer camp in the Berkshires that is for girls. The food is great and the counselors are sooo awesome but the soccer is horrible. The “academy” part is far from true. Also, the head staff treats you like babies doing shit like “shoutouts” to someone who helped you out. That’s bs when your my age.

I just got back from Berkshire Soccer Academy!

by 12345messilover August 29, 2018

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Soccer

The national sport that represents the world wide homosexual community.

If you want to tell your dad you’re gay, why not just tell him you want to play soccer?

by Jackson Dingleberry August 22, 2024

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Soccer

The worlds worst sport in the world yet played by millions. Those millions who have played soccer before are a little on the slow side if they have not yet realized soccer is clearly a pussy sport. If you're looking for a non pussy sport, play basketball. By the way, SOCCER FUCKING SUCKS

Son says: hey dad can we go play some soccer?
Dad says: no son soccer is for pussys and shouldn't even be considered a sport, play basketball instead. And I'm neglecting you as a child for even considering playing soccer

by JingoTheStuck June 3, 2018

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clock soccer

A heavily accented british version of cock sucker. Used by a person with broken teeth or swollen face. Its a pun on cock sucker

Oh u clock soccers jashghasgashgahskjahskjas

by DialLforDollars August 4, 2007

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Mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer

This is a sex act in which a male performs cunnilingus on a girl who has not shaved in a while, meanwhile, one or more people play with his balls.

John: Hey Brady, how’d you like to go to an orgy this weekend?
Brady: No way bro!
John: Are you sure? Haven’t you ever wanted to try mowing the lawn with your teeth while your teammates play soccer?
Brady: Hmmm, this weekend you say?

by Kuul June 21, 2020

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