Natural Selection

What happens to someone so stupid they don’t know what natural selection is.

Timmy ate a tide pod and fucking died cause of natural selection

by YourNiceStepBro May 18, 2021

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day

National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her

Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective

by TheHimOfHims June 4, 2024

natural bitchface

When you see someone and you immediately think they are a dick.

You see that girl over there she has a natural bitchface.

by Eliscottdick December 26, 2016

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

Natures Bucket

The floor

"Where did you put the screws for this?"
"Natures Bucket" *points to floor*
"oh, my, god jake!"

by yaboicat January 23, 2023

Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.

“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”

by NotoriousME July 29, 2024

Natural milo

The act of shitting diarrhoea in the shower and then proceeding to drink it from a cup

I Was thirsty so I had some natural Milo this morning

by saussypnus September 9, 2023