Kung fu flop

Where your flaccid, lazy dick just flops around while you make super cool Kung fu noises. *sound effects optional*-(Circa 2023, Kaplan, Louisiana)

“Hey! Check out my new dance move the Kung fu flop! My dick just lays there while I make cool kung fu noises! Waaa!” *sound effects optional*

by CatatonicZombie June 11, 2023

Poppy flop

Only females take Nana naps. I am a male, who is known as pop to my grandchildren, so therefore, I take poppy flops when I nap.

Alright everyone it's nap time, I'm going for a poppy flop.

by butternutpumpkin January 19, 2023

Mall Flop

A title given to excellent officers of the law.

Mall flop was outstanding at his job today.

by DiscoMiscoChisco March 15, 2022

flop cake

People named Daniel are flop cakes

Girl named marley : “hey what’s your name”
Boy named Daniel: “my names daniel”
Girl named marley : “damn your a flop cake”
Boy named Daniel: “I know:(“

by Flopcake_172 March 10, 2023

Flop a duke

Needing to take a poop

Hurry home, I've got to flop a duke!

by Molly0305 November 13, 2016

flop fest

A weak core, abs and stabilizing muscles.

If his core wasn't such a flop fest, he wouldn't have hurt his back when he fell.

by kaplan5 July 29, 2011

fresh flops

slang term for virgin penises

Mate those are some fresh flops

by stdcontraction666 August 29, 2020