The act of approaching and restricting an unsuspecting friend and slowly driving your fist into the side of their rib cage, constantly increasing pressure and violently twisting your fist back and forth like a rig drill. Its very painful and uncomfortable.

While applying the torture treatment, it is common to shout out "Mega McMooch mule rig drill rib driver!"

It is also common practice to engage in the act of making a fist and twisting it just enough to let your victim see it happen a few times, minutes before its coming. This helps immensely to build anxiety in the target.

It is much like a noogey but applied to the side rib cage.
by WindowLicker9000 April 17, 2010
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Dallas Driver

When someone hooks your asshole with two or more fingers and picks you up. Also known as a “wet hand wedgie
Uncle Sasser keeps giving out Dallas Drivers
by Tister January 11, 2021
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Good driver

Woman : I can drive !

Man 1 : No you can’t Women aren’t good drivers
Man 2 : yeah you always curb the car
by KitsuneSuper August 06, 2021
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thug driver

A person who is distracted when driving and thinking it okay.
Rachel was on her phone texting and driving while having her knee holds the steering wheel. Making her a thug driver.
by SamuelElJackson July 01, 2023
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Driver middle school

Where stanky and fish girls go to school and need to learn how to take showers. Fiens and wanna be potheads everywhere. Some of the nastiest people go here. People think they are cool for saying the n word and throwing up gang signs. Just try your best to stay away from driver middle school and high school.
Pass the juul is a most used term at driver middle school
by Poopy.head345 October 09, 2019
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Pewber Driver

A ride you get and pay for when your in a major city and the driver, his breath or car stinks.
"Whats that aweful smell?"
"It's the pewber drivers breath man."
"OHHH thank god were in the back seat."
"I know can you imagine what it would be like sitting next to him? Now can you roll down your window and stop asking him about his life please?"
by Gregaroidson. March 20, 2017
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Romanian Dick Driver

A romanian man who uses his old Dacia car to drive over another man's dick.
Wow, did you heard about Andrei his cock?
Yes i heard! The romanian dick driver drove his cock right off after a car deal gone wrong!!
by Cmen14 December 30, 2022
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