MIKE: Hey Honey, this is John, my side step brother.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
HONEY: Okay, you already introduced me to your "bridge brother", who is your half brother's half brother, so I am going to guess that your side step brother is your step brother's step brother.
MIKE: You are a VERY good guesser, and YES you are correct, except that I don't have a step brother, I have a step sister.
HONEY: Oh. And when do I get to meet her?
MIKE: She is over there (Mike points). Let's go. Come on John, let's go see Sharon.
by Shelly Bozdog July 01, 2006
To firmly believe in and practice the Twelve Step Program of Alcoholics Anonymous. From James Frey's book, A Million Little Pieces.
"Near the end, there is a section of testimonials. One is by a dentist, one by a European Drinker, one by a Salesman, one by an Educated Agnostic. They were all Alcoholic disasters, they all found God, they all started dancing the Twelve Step, they all got better." -A Million Little Pieces by James Frey
by Jay.Rod February 02, 2009
by zachwolff October 15, 2003
Usually directed to a person who is being hostille to another. Used to inform the hostille person to behave and act in an appropriate manner, or give respect.
by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003
by marie August 22, 2003
1. A short distance ahead while riding in a vehicle.
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently
2. My grandmother (1880-1973) from Bucyrus, Ohio and Youngstown, Ohio, used it frequently
It's not far--just a half a rooster step away.
by Robert E Palisin I April 16, 2007
After an inebriated female sexual partner passes out during or before intercourse, you jizz in their hair and shit on their chest. Then you leave.
Hey (Insert name here), we gotta get leave, NOW! I just Milwaukie Two-Stepped that skank! We gotta go before she wakes up!
by Spassmacher April 19, 2009