The place where dinosaurs became extinct, you can tell because of the craters in there driveway. The bathrooms remind you of a dirty campgrounds communal bathroom. The ski lifts are either broken or have unreasonably long lines. The employees hate themselves and refuse to do their jobs. The owners don't care to reinvest their profits into their property. Their food is like your local run down drive In theaters cafe. Their prices are higher than your creepy uncle on April 20th. The lodge reminds you of a homeless shelter after COVID-19.
Hey want to come to Cannonsburg Ski Area with me tomorrow?
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.
Nah man I rather go anywhere else, Cannonsburg is a dump, they should pay me to snowboard there.
by Lmaopp January 11, 2025
by iluvmyselfsomuchomg November 21, 2022
Sturgill Simpson
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
Alter ego, pirate name or new moniker
First seen on the 2016 album A Sailor’s Guide to Earth
by bluegrasm July 01, 2024
Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.
by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 24, 2017
A poser chick that dresses in the latest ski fashion that doesn't know how to ski or snowboard. You'll see her in the lodge sipping hot chocolate and never dawning her ski's or board. If you do, she falls 10 times before reaching the ski lift and ends up back in the lodge sipping hot chocolate in her hot pink pants. Ski bunnies usually move onto something else after one attempt.
by Scrapss June 20, 2022
"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"
by yom tang April 09, 2013
by Trap Niggggg April 10, 2010