Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 16, 2022

Shrek

, really good at minecraft and is strong

Did you see kevin? He is so goooooooooooooooood at minecraft..
Really? seems like a shrek

by Rosette Isaac December 6, 2021

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shrek is love shrek is life...

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by shrek_lover12223 December 7, 2021

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by asshole.jpg December 28, 2021

Shrek

A unit of measurement equivalent to 1hr 35min (the length of the movie Shrek).

"See you in a shrek!" (1hr 35min)
"Dinner will be ready in half a shrek." (47.5min)
"My birthday is only 469.9 shreks away!" (1 month)

by iamqw3rty December 29, 2021

Shrek

Used to substitute vulgar language, typically used by a Shrek fan.

"HOW THE SHREK DID THAT GUY KILL ME!?"

by gavurban1232 December 29, 2021

Shrek

Shrek, Also known as Vladimir Lenin, was a Russian revolutionary, politician, and political theorist. He is infamous for starting the well-known Russian Revolution, And he is the hottest Ogre I'v- Uh I mean "Unique" Ogre.
Shrek Is also famous for starting a novel called the "Bible". In recent times, Shrek has opened an onlyfans with a large cult following.

Person 1: LONG LIVE THE U.S.S.R, LONG LIVE SHREK, LONG LIVE OUR SWAMP!
Crowd: *Cheers in awe*
Person 1: FUCK FUCKWARD! HEIL SHREK!

by Theshrexualizer May 18, 2022