Cum Thief

A girl who tries to steal your cum in order to have a baby. Dads all around the world should advise their boys that girls WILL steal your cum in order to get child support. This term was introduced by OMGITSFIREFOXX during a FACK BOII FRIDAY STREAM.

Sonja was named cum thief after she "tried to clean up the cum on the sheet." She later had a baby, got child support and lived happily ever after.

by iiaequalisii May 6, 2016

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Cum cry

When you orgasm to the point your body convulses and tears run down your face.

John always makes me cum cry when I sit on his face, he has such a strong tongue.

by Mary eats Jane September 22, 2023

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Cum chamber

An isolated and decrepit small space with shower heads filled with aged semen and rotting bodily fluids on all surrounding walls, often used as a torture device.

"Corbin best tyson and put him inside the cum chamber yesterday."

by Cursed_Samosa July 1, 2019

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Slinging Cum

Slinging Cum is the term used when you're moving your penis side to side while ejaculating causing the cum to fly everywhere.

"Yeah, they walked in when I was Slinging Cum all over her face."

by v_1xm July 7, 2020

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cum crotch

The unpleasant aroma emitting from a female pelvic area containing post coitus egaculate hours or even days later.

I would sit next to you in class, but then I would also have to sit next to the girl with cum crotch.

by Chiins January 5, 2014

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Coma-cumming

The state of a coma that comes after hours of repetitive masturbation and thus also cumming.
Quite popular among youngsters these days, because it is said that it gives a "nice" feeling. It is addictive

Only a few cases have been reported in which people did not survive this severe condition.

Last week, my mom found me in a coma-cumming condition in my room. That was a major bummer.

by Master BeiTing October 30, 2010

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