The status between "friend-zone" and "love-zone". These "advocates" usually travel around the world together to advocate many great causes. Though, usually stuck with a hotel room with one queen-sized bed while visiting developing countries, the male figure awkwardly has to ask to sleep in the bathtub due to the lack of "love-zone" status. While in the bathtub, the male usually has to keep a constant watch on the drain-hole because occasionally wild cobras will come out and feed on him. The male "advocate" should most wisely bring duct tape or, better yet, a large stone to cover the drain hole while he sleeps.
Hey, man, I heard that you got to be in her Advocate-Zone! How did you cope with the cobras?
It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.
It wasn't to bad, I brought a taser so that I could sting them when they came out of the drain pipe.
by pseudonymFood June 21, 2012
Get the Advocate-Zonemug. by whatevsclev May 22, 2016
Get the The Oh-Zonemug. Its the place of all our fears, the fears of pain, rejection and humiliation. If you have been "friend zoned", multiple times it most likely means you are alone for life sorry my friend but you need to up your game. But if you are friend zoned don't feel bad this is not always the case you still have time to find the right one there are more fish in the sea...
BOBBY: Heyyyy girl so I was just wondering if we could go catch a movie on Friday?
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!
Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man
Brooke: Sure man... dials other friends to see if they can come in the middle of conversation.
BOBBY : { Feels numb from all the smiling that he is giving Brooke}. {Feels dead inside} . {Brooke breaks a lotta hearts criiii}!
Bobby has been friend zoned poor Bobby we love you man
by That petty bitch November 2, 2018
Get the Friend Zonemug. The area around a man's genetalia which is unable to be accessed for fellatio due to a foul-smelling fart discharge which may have been released accidentally or deliberately.
Linda's knob gobbling was clumsy and uncomfortable at best. It was time for me to create a no-blow zone and get out of there.
by Zonal K October 9, 2019
Get the no-blow zonemug. Gabe Zoning is when a girl flirts immensely with a man and gives him the illusion of eventually getting some. However, when he attempts to try and tap that ass, the girl shies away. Instead of the girl being honest with the man, admitting she isnt interested in him romantically, she puts him in a place that surpasses the Friend-Zone, Its the Gabe-Zone. Its pretty much the dark, deep, bottomless pit of always being a friend of a hot female, but with 0 benefits.
Gabe: "Hey man, I went on that date with Adriana yesterday."
Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"
Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."
Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"
Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."
Friend: "Oh really? How'd it go?"
Gabe: "Dude, I tried to holla, and she started Gabe Zoning me."
Friend: "Not the Gabe Zone!"
Gabe: "Yeah, bro. Its worse than the Friend-Zone."
by SomeAwesomeFemAnon July 19, 2013
Get the Gabe Zoningmug. by Phantom649 June 3, 2019
Get the The Zombie Zonemug. You use "Time-zoned" in scenarios where you and another individual are currently living in the same area, with the same timezone but still some how manage to wake up at compeltely different times and don't get to see each other.
•Alex (10 AM) : Hey billy, you ready to play?
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩
•Billy (4 PM) : Bruh I just woke up, sorry.
•Alex (4:15 PM) : Man we got Time-zoned
•Billy (4:20 PM) : 😩
by Snooh November 1, 2020
Get the Time-zonedmug.