Zach

Not to be confused with any regular Zach, this queer boy writes songs about the boy, Christian, that he is in love with. He also wants that Christian boy to teach him how to ice skate. He also brags about the mass amounts of sex he had with his midget ex girlfriend. He also likes to get in random freshman's pants, but always fails. He looks very gay with his straightened hair.

Holy crap, Zach is STILL trying to get in my boyfriend's pants!

by lerar October 16, 2008

zach

The kind of Man whore who acts so sweet and nice and likes to kiss innocent girls, and then ask them if they 'just want to be friends'. The usual 'kiss&ditch'.

Zach is also asian.
He also has a small dick.
He also needs proactive.
He also wishes he could get a classy girl, and once he has one he ditches her, becuase hes to nervous to be around such an amzing girl. So, instead, he dates whores who makeout with him, because he doesn't really know how to carry on a real conversation with a girl who he acually likes. MEGA FAGGOT.

Classy girl: Anthony seems sweet.
Some hoe: I know hes so damn sexy. I hooked up with him last week.
Classy girls friend: Oh shit. Looks like we are dealing with a zach.
Classy girl: i've been down this road. Let's egg him.>:D

by hairywang November 16, 2010

Zach Gerber

A rather smart, young, talented, good looking, nice smelling, young man with a larger than average penis.

Person One: Do you know Zach Gerber?
Person Two: Oh yeah! The one with the big penis?
Person One: Yes him.
Person Two: Yes, he's incredibly talented and good looking.

by hiyouallsmell April 14, 2011

Zachary Taylor Ross

The most amazing guy out there, tall sweet and comes from a good open-hearted family. He is sweet and very protective. He isn't one of those guys who keeps you from your guy friends and he will basically give you his closest. He is a caring guy who always will make sure your smiling, loved, and warm. He truly is a love bug, loves to cuddle and he will always make sure you are happy. He will do anything to make you happy and keep you smiling. When your with him its hard not to smile and be happy.

Zachary Taylor Ross is a sweeten(:

by Hammielove13 January 8, 2012

Zachary David

Your not a real Zachary if you dont have blue eyes. Usually very athletic with many talents. Pretty much the shit at everything, including sports, singing, dancing, and FIGHTING. Usually has very quick hands with semi power. Especially good at sex, a good kisser with a decent sized penis . doesnt give a shit about what someone thinks and is the life of the party .

I wanna be just like zachary david when i grow up, hes the shit

by james1234 December 15, 2012

Zach

A fucking savage #chiraq

nigga, Zach is with the shits.

by vmcbznxvczbnmzcvbnmczvbmncvnmb June 25, 2017

Zachary

A fuck boy who says I love you to every girl. He has a new bitch every week and tells them he’s loyal every time. He has a nice body and nice face. Everyone thinks he’s gay.(he probably is) Once he’s used all the girls he’s gonna need to resort to boys. He’s probably sucked someone’s Titties and probably sent you a booty pic. If any of these qualities describe your “Zach” or “Zachary” or “man fuck” he’s probably gonna come out gay soon or his name is Zachary Seymour.

There goes Zach with his new bitch, hope she doesn’t chlamydia.
Watch out that Zachary has some dick in his mouth.

by Clouty gangity April 24, 2018