Like a lick-ass, but x10. An ass-wipe doesn’t just lick their ass but they lick it, wipe it and clean it too. Mostly goody-two-shoes but could be anyone
by coconut scones❤️ February 19, 2019
Get the Ass-wipemug. by Bougee69 February 20, 2024
Get the Whataburger wet wipemug. The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.
Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!
Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.
by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019
Get the Wipe Abstinencemug. Noun. 1. A dismissive term for a human who disgusts another human. 2.Something with which something else is wiped.
by Hot Dog Goblin May 1, 2020
Get the Wipemug. by whyzdream February 11, 2024
Get the IM WIPED BRO WTFmug. It is the state of euphoria that an individual receives when they know that a Rust wipe is hours to minutes away.
by Slap snack god June 9, 2022
Get the Wipe Hypemug. This word basically is used to call someone a piece of shit. People usually call people Ass Wipes when they are a pain in the ass, or a sociopath.
Person 1: “Your such an Ass Wipe”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
Person 2: “Wtf did I do?”
Person 1: “Nothing, I just think your a piece of shit.”
by DemOddPigz December 24, 2019
Get the Ass Wipemug.