windows defender

The worst antivirus you could possibly think of using on your windows computer, made by Microsoft and is bundled with windows 8/8.1 and 10.

Cheap Person: I don't want to pay for an antivirus because they're so expensive so I just use the windows defender antivirus that is made by Microsoft because it's free and I can just use my money to robux instead!
Computer Geek: Windows defender can't detect any viruses. You are wasting your time and valuable money.
Cheap Person: I don't care you nerd.

by Lucy Lied May 10, 2018

Windows 7

A new operating system released by microsoft as a plan to "phase out" the still superior XP.

The conspiracy, as it is known, revolves around the idea that Microsoft released Vista in its current state INORDER to make people forget about XP when they released their NEXT subpar OS (note how every says how much 7 is better than Vista, but rarely talks of XP)

Treats the average user like a baby, and the advanced user like an idiot. Only to be used by those still learning what the mouse is.

Guy: Dude, you're switching to Windows 7... why?
Moron: Well, it's better than Vista.
Guy: 98 was better than Vista...
Moron: Whats 98
Guy: You're helpless

by Sycophaunt January 6, 2010

da broken window

when you bang a chick in a van (preferably a piece of shit van) then throw her through a van window (a rolled up window so that she smashes through the glass and onto the street). thus, "da broken window"

johnny bigdick broke up with anna by giving her "da broken window".

by uberdada July 7, 2008

Window Cleft

noun. A small pyramidal-shaped section of unwashed windshield glass, which is a result of the windshield wipers not being able to reach it. It is usually located at the bottom center of the glass.

Daughter: Mom, why is that little shark fin on the window?

Mother: Oh honey, that's called a window cleft. It's there because the windshield wipers don't wipe that part.

by justanothervictimoftheghetto April 13, 2010

Windows 10

The cancer of an operating system that we don’t get rid of because it’s Windows. It’s the most popular operating system. It’s the only one with software, It’s the only one that you can game on, It’s the only one that you can get viruses from and It’s the only one that will let your mum discover your location. We just let it get bigger and bigger and worse and worse. We don’t escape. We can’t escape. Microsoft and their spyware is attached to us. It’s everywhere. Everywhere you look. Everything you have. Look at the Windows. They need an update or they’ll break. But if you install it they’ll explode. Look at your dog. It’s Windows 10. Breath in the air, It’s Windows 10. How do we stop? When do we stop? Everything... it’s all... Windows, 10...

F*cking Windows 10. What’s with this Microsoft account sh*t? Why do I need to enter public info “in case I forget my password”? Which is less secure than my 69 character long one?!

by dight March 6, 2021

Hollie window

A separate window kept open on a computer screen to browse horny pictures of a Holliebeam or a Smunckin. An excuse to masturbate whilst operating a computer. A sexy screen saver.

"Damn! that Hollie window showing that sexy wench makes me wanna beat my bishop till I shoot my load!"

by sparky marky February 25, 2008

Bingo Wingo

Bingo Wingo is a term used when trying to scare someone. It means to Clothesline someone, specifically with the Bingo Wing of the Arm.

Person 1:“Hey, let’s go Clothesline Rebeccah because her name is dumb!”
Person 2:“Better yet, let’s just Bingo Wingo her! It will be more humiliating!”

by Dorime November 8, 2020