A Microsoft Windows Operating system of decent quality, however antiquated. It does not support the new version of anything. However, despite these setbacks, it is still a decent computer for its time, and the basis of Windows 2000, and subsequently ME and XP.
by Rebecca/ZC July 30, 2005
A fairly good computer created by Microsoft. Just do defragmentations often, and erase all that porn. "Send error reports" can be annoying. Crashes very little if you keep it clean. Best yet of all computers.
by Keijiro H. November 13, 2004
by Cantus November 05, 2002
When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.
Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
by ace789nj November 17, 2018
by Tiboluka September 19, 2008
The new operating system devised by Microsoft to get people to stop bitching about windows vista by giving them something else to bitch about.
Common issue:
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?
New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?
Vista user: I can't believe it it looked fine on my computer!
xp user: well now it's a bunch of symbols! Try sending it to me windows 95 word doc?
New Issue:
windows 7 user: I can't believe it looks fine on your computer...
xp user: what?
windows 7 user: are you sure font 12 doesn't look like font 35?
by windowsftw December 02, 2009
Windows 7 is Microsoft's newest version of the Windows operating system. Like most versions of Windows, it assumes that users are completely braindead and cannot perform basic operations without a stupid warning dialogue box popping up. No eye candy can hide Windows' crappiness. Choose Windows XP, Mac OS X or Linux instead!
User: *clicks on a non-Microsoft application*
Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?
User: *chucks computer out of the window*
Windows 7: *pops up a dialogue box* Are you sure you want this program to run and access information from your computer?
User: *chucks computer out of the window*
by elephanzee January 18, 2010