When your bomb ass chinese side piece eats a whole bag of cheese puffs and her fingers get caked in cheese. She then proceeds to give you a cheesy handy until you cum in her hand. She then rolls the cum and cheesey crust into a cheesy cum wheel and eats it. Chinese cheese wheel
Yo bro did you see Mark's girlfriend last night? She was giving out some bomb ass Chinese cheese wheels bro!!
by Lil Dick On the Prairie July 23, 2020
Get the Chinese Cheese Wheelmug. Seeing something or someone so desirable that you would put it or them on a two wheel dolly cart and run off
Bro 1: Damn bro did you see the ass on the girl that walked past
Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying
Bros: Hahahahaha
Bro 2: I'd put that on two wheels if you know what I'm saying
Bros: Hahahahaha
by Captain 66 June 12, 2014
Get the put that on two wheelsmug. by Peck1234 February 27, 2015
Get the Steel Wheels Awardmug. Similar to 3rd wheeling but the only reason you don't have date of your own is that you're a fat ass thus counting as two people.
Boyfriend (To Girlfriend): Why is that fat girl following us around all the time?
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
Girlfriend (To Boyfriend): I'm sorry she's 3rd and 4th Wheeling but I felt bad that she was alone.
by Ike Nwamgbe October 22, 2011
Get the 3rd and 4th Wheelingmug. You write your dirtiest fantasies on a wheel and spin it. Whatever it lands on you and your partner do that.
by HAMILTON!!! September 4, 2016
Get the Vietnamese Shame Wheelmug. Man, hurry up; we were supposed to be there a half hour ago. You're peeing on the wheels of progress.
by Steve Cox February 16, 2008
Get the peeing on the wheels of progressmug. When one is to drunk to drive while still insiting on driving, allows a higher power to do the driving for them. It stems from the popular Carrie Underwood song with the title of the same name.
"I know drinking and driving is wrong so that is why i let Jesus take the wheel, whenever I drive home drunk, he'll guide me home safely"
by St. Jason, The Great April 15, 2008
Get the Jesus Take The Wheelmug.