wild mushroom

when a man's pubic hair reaches out longer than his penis does.

Ian's dick is so small he has a wild mushroom

by JET FUEL CAN MELT STEEL BEAMS May 8, 2015

wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder July 8, 2015

Wild Blue Scallions

When a vacationing family perpetually appears pissed off at everything.

Look at these wild blue scallions upset that its raining on the 4th of July (or Canada day).

by ttyyttyyttyy July 19, 2015

Wild Chaperone

The act of having sexual intercourse while watching your children play

My husband was at work when I went to Mikey's field trip. I was one hell of a Wild Chaperone!

by Satan's Hamster November 9, 2016

The Wild Billy

When you are in the 69 position with your girlfriend on top and she farts on your forehead.

Bill: My girlfriend and I were 69ing last night and she left The Wild Billy on my forehead!

by Super Rman December 8, 2016

jim wilde

A sexy ladies man. Has skills. Very good with his hands. Has an amazing penis. Faithful, humble, and makes women crazy.

Jim wilde? Ya we know him who doesn't?

Fuck Jim Wilde. He fucked my lady!

by Dr. Phillip oliverholes December 20, 2016

Wild stupid

When you encounter someone unknown to you and they are stupid without appearing to have any mental illness to cause the actions of the "wild stupid"

i was walking home when a wild stupid was walking down the street singing "hit me baby one more time" for no reason

by #SparkleButts December 23, 2016