Slang term for the prescription pill Desoxyn generically known as Metamphetamine. Called the White Whale because it comes in a white pill and is so hard to get prescribed. The term is in reference to the White Whale in Moby Dick who constantly eluded Captain Ahab.
"Man, I tried to get my psychiatrist to prescribe me the White Whale but so far I can't get my hands on a prescription."
by TrippingOnMusic September 5, 2013

by jimjam87 July 6, 2010

A sexual actnamed after a Carvel Ice cream cake, where the male leaves a turd in a toilet. Then later in the evening performs doggy style on his partner in that same bathroom in front of the toilet, lid down. Then before he releases he opens the lid and shoves his partners face into the toilet and yells "Fudgy the whale".
by notfrom October 29, 2007

1. A Whale that has spermaceti in his head, not sperm
2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen
2. A fat man who masturbates for a total of 24 hours in a fortnight (that may not seem like alot but remember that it's a TOTAL of 24hrs. Thats alot) and spews bucket loads of semen
Dave: "Woah! That guy is fat!!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"
Bill: "Yeah, but his hands are covered in milk!"
Dave: "Umm... That's not milk, Bill. That's cum"
Bill: "What a Sperm Whale!"
Dave: "Bill, what's that mean, he's a Human!"
Bill: "Oh, it's a word that LemonyStuff invented."
Dave: "Woah, it all makes sense now!"
by LemonyStuff September 4, 2009

Like the submarine races, whale fights are euphamisms for making out or fornicating in one's car. Often times, the girl believes that she is actually going to the "whale fights", but one thing leads to another and the whale gets "harpooned"
Guy: "Hey, you wanna go watch the whale fights?"
Girl: "Sure, I wonder who will win."
15min later-
Girl: "I can't see any whales. Who is winning?"
Guy: "Just keep watching (and puts his arm across the girl)."
The rest is obvious...
Girl: "Sure, I wonder who will win."
15min later-
Girl: "I can't see any whales. Who is winning?"
Guy: "Just keep watching (and puts his arm across the girl)."
The rest is obvious...
by Ktigyi July 7, 2007

by Zac Weldon August 3, 2007

A male who has learned the right way to communicate with chubby girls to gain their acquiescence to his will.
A few guys in the frat house stared wonderingly as the Whale Whisperer walked into the stadium with his Whale Pod. They failed to comprehend how in less than four weeks he had managed to get all three chubby girls to not only offer up their virgin holes, but totally acquiescence to his will. Dorm mates said every night they'd hear the Whales Songs as he worked one after the other and even at times all three at once.
by mck73 February 12, 2014
