washing machine theory
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by sparkman1526 November 01, 2012
When a guy asks for a full of your Gatorade and then you run into him later and he offers you and 4 of your closest friends a free hand wash on the street.
by Hairymanhhhh July 12, 2017
Act of driving one's car into a rain storm, smoking a joint, and shampooing one's car. Bonus points for listening to bob marley or aer.
Tim: Did you hear that storm last night? I about shit my pants from the thunder and lightning.
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
Kevin: Actually I took out my 64 dodge drango with a scoop of the half I just picked and had myself a good ol' Jamaican Car Wash. Denise from middle school even came out , it was wild bro and my whip has never been so clean!;)
Tim: Word
by thetaco2 May 26, 2018
How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?
She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
by Merseybeat July 20, 2009
The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 05, 2010
A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.
by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 07, 2010