The act of telling someone they need a attitude adjustment, and telling them to realize who their dealing with, and change their emotion.
Girl: I can't stand this hoe, who does she think she is! I'd whoop her ass in a heart beat!
Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
Girl 2: Bitch, wash yo face!
by BossAssBytch January 5, 2014

Occurs when one (usually male) aims for the brown stains left from a previous user in a public restroom, in order to avoid misplaced blame for having made them.
Bro, I totally had to pressure wash the porcelain in that bathroom. There was a hottie waiting in line behind me.
by TANGO December 12, 2012

by sparkman1526 November 1, 2012

A temporary oral condition caused by contact with extremely hot food (i.e. pizza) in which tiny strips of skin peel away and dangle from the roof of one's mouth.
by 10Triggers November 11, 2005

The act of delivering a final hand job before being euthanised. This is often conducted by the attending nurse at a clinic in Switzerland.
Peter: Dude, we're going to Switzerland!
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
Andy: Why?
Peter: Did you not hear, euthanasia clinics are offering a free Swiss car wash to patients.
Andy: You are really dying for some action aren't you?
by hatrick5 June 5, 2010

How did Megan Fox convince Michael bay to give her the Transformers gig?
She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
She washed his Ferrari, and he videotaped it. (True story!).
by Merseybeat July 20, 2009

A sex move used within anal sex, in which the person give the anal sex spins his penis around inside the receiver of the anal. And then pulls out to find his penis has fecal matter on it.
by Maury Povich Numbah Two March 6, 2010
