When the sudden urge to jizz is so overwhelming that you have to stop everything and have an emergency wank
Jesus Christ. I was at McDonald's drive-thru earlier when I had to abandon the car and run into the disabled toilets for an emergency wank. It was like I was possessed
by Mrrobot7891 August 7, 2020
Get the Emergency wank mug.When one lightly heats up a pasty and proceeds to place his gentails inside, asserting his dominace over the pastry item for pleasure.
by Vernonthecomplicated October 30, 2017
Get the Pasty-wank mug.Friend 1: Man, I was so horny last night but I don't have a dick :(
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
Friend 2: You should try ass wanking, it's so good
by Superbankai April 26, 2016
Get the Ass Wank mug.Wog wanking is the term of an overly Australian man or woman masturbating furiously over morally heartbreaking things.
by Undeniably Fucked Up October 10, 2016
Get the Wog Wanking mug.When you wank for so long and you have used up all your acceptable wank fantasies. You must then journey to the dark side of the wank, which is full of all the good looking people just too young to go out with in school.
by ShammyDooWop August 23, 2016
Get the Shame wank mug.Grammatically correct term for mastrubation. Wank is the verb preceding crank (noun.)
A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
A person " wanks the crank" and not vice versa.
Billy's grandmother nearly fainted when she saw him wank the crank to the nude pygmies in the National Geographic.
by Macsloan October 19, 2019
Get the wank the crank mug.The act of a zombie forcibly removing its penis (easily done due to the rotting flesh), and then rapidly inserting the hole where the penis used to be
Zombie 1: “Arrrggh” *Wow I just had the best zombie wank ever!*
Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
Zombie 2: “Argh” *Yeah thanks that was mine*
by Lezo August 25, 2021
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