djoko-vikings

n. Badly-shaven lawless horn-hatted people intent on destroying the fabric of your society.

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Release the hounds, I can smell the sweat of the djoko-vikings hanging in the foetid air.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

The Viking

When one person before sex wears a Viking helmet and covers the horns of it in fish slim for him/her to ram and gore the horns into his/her asshole.

Last night apparently she decided to do The Viking on me, and my asshole is still bleeding and still smells like fish!

by Heckle May 29, 2022

Irish Viking

Someone (usually named David) has slicked back hair and large orange beard gets penatrated by partner with Irish spring soap.

My friend David told me a tried the Irish Viking with a guy he met online.

by Speedguy70 July 12, 2022

Big Viking Energy

As a Minnesota Viking Fan with Massive SKOL Winning Confidence with Leif Erikson Cockiness.

Adam Theiland, T.J. Hockenson, Dalvin Cook, Patrick Petson, & Justin Jefferson have Big Viking Energy.

by Car Wash Man January 10, 2023

Balls vinaigrette

When you havent showered and your junk smells like vinegar.

I took 6 tabs of adderall and ive been awake for two days i smell like balls vinaigrette

by Kap10g January 15, 2023

minnesota vikings

losers

he’s probably the minnesota vikings

by mixeoxlong January 15, 2023

classy viking

The act of bending a man over a stump and giving him the handle of your axe.

Jim was being a little bitch so i gave him a classy viking.

by Melody Cool May 13, 2023