phone vagina

what your ear becomes when constantly abused by customers over the phone

my phone vagina is nice and wet after speaking to that customer. the operators for that complaints department have the biggest phone vaginas

by Chubbs the Enforcer May 23, 2018

Vagina Nunchuck

He is the most legendary and kind person on earth. He plays via google stadia and is a kuool kid.

Yo have you met Vagina Nunchuck?

Oh yeah he’s a kool kid.

by Penis Nunchuck January 16, 2020

Smelly Vagina

A cocktail developed by a Piece of Shit guy,(Piece) at Thredbo village , Australia, on or around 2018.
A Smelly Vagina is: bailys, tequila, and some other random spirt of your choosing.

Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas please."

Barman: "What?"
Piece: "Two Smelly Vaginas, mate, it's Bailys, tequila, and sambuca."

Barman: "That sounds disgusting."
Piece: "Yes agreed, two smelly vaginas are disgusting, but I'm going to swollow them anyway."

by Chritacool June 6, 2023

Insatiable vagina

the action when what little reason and logic there was to begin with goes out the window if dance or sex is involved

amber knew she should social distance but her insatiable vagina meant she was going dancing anyways

by 121peekon October 8, 2020

Vagina Tiger

A women’s monthly friend; menstrual cycle

I’m sorry sweetie we can’t have sex tonight. I got bit by the vagina tiger.

by Twisted Llama April 27, 2019

Garlic Vagina

When a girl has a smelly vagina, or just smells like she has a smelly something.

Dude I was on a date with this girl and she had garlic vagina

by Bacack June 9, 2011

Lasered Vagina

A procedure saught after by typically the most respective females of any society both morally and ethically committed to maintaining the hairless vaginal appearance of a 10 year old girl, through a revolutionary procedure that directs laser beams directly to the vagina to mutilate all bothersome hair follicles for eternity.
These brave women risk it all for the right to replace the worry of shaving that pesky pubic hair and increase their free time for more important things, like casually hinting at the fact their vagina is hairless near men at an ears distance for not reason whatsoever.

"yo bob you hear that? Cindy lasered her fckn vagina, big ole fake titties, tough ring, tramp stamp, why doesn't the bitch ask bros for the dick?"

bob "you haven't dicked her down?"

"well ya who hasn't?, might go back for more with this lasered vagina"

by Dumb_shit_thots_do January 8, 2020