When you smoke some loud and it leaves you with a really really dry mouth , but also your lady notices how overwhelming dry her vagina is .
by BrianJenny May 24, 2018
Get the Cotton Vag. mug.The French-originating term for the leverage women can and may deploy over men, as a result of the lust men often experience, i.e., "blind lust."
The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
The word le vag is believed to have originated from term, "le vagin," which is French for vagina. This term was shortened such that it more closely resembles that of leverage, thus referring specifically to the leverage women can and may deploy to control men otherwise blinded by lust.
"Bro, you let that girl exert le vag over you."
Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."
Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.
Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
Man 1: "I can't believe you did all that shit for her man, what were you thinking?"
Man 2: "Bro, I wasn't thinking so much, she's beautiful. Le vag, that's all I can say."
Man 1: "Yeah, le vag. Well, at least you were respectful and helpful, but you didn't need to do all that, unless you really like her?"
Man 2: "I don't know her well enough yet. And yes, you live and you learn."
Woman 1: "I heard through the grapevine that your boy is upset you're controlling him."
Woman 2: "Listen, he's an adult; he is perfectly capable of standing up for himself."
Woman 1: "He said you use le vag to control him."
Woman 2: "Well, it only works because he's horny. And I'm not his Mom. He's and adult, he can take responsibility for his own behaviors. If he ever told me he's too busy, I'll take care of stuff myself, I'm an adult too.
Woman 1: "You're right, we're all adults. And it's not like this is quid pro quo, though men certainly seems to think of it that way sometimes."
Woman 2: "Yea, I'll bring it up with him. I hope we can have a mature conversation together."
by youngboywhoneedstogrowup April 15, 2020
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by Missing link🐒 May 10, 2020
Get the Vag-triloquist mug.When the trauma of childbirth results in the merging of your vag and your ass. In other words when the gooch is removed the vag and ass unite.
by RaiLind September 22, 2020
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Or also known as clitter berries.
Or also known as clitter berries.
by SkankHunter68 November 5, 2020
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girl 1: How was your night with Greg? ; )
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
girl 2: Not good, I had Vodka Vag
girl 1: Damn Vodka Vag gets you every time
by I'll_sit_on_your_face April 19, 2017
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