Solid Vampire

The act of drilling a hole in the chest of a sexual partner and then inserting your penis in said hole.

My sex life used to bite until I discovered the solid vampire.

by da real pair June 19, 2020

epiphany vampire

Someone who watches other people play video games that have knowledge-based puzzles, because (having played the game themselves already) they already know the solution and wish to re-experience the thrill of someone working it out.

Oh man, I finally beat Outer Wilds last night, and now I've turned into an epiphany vampire!

by TfGuy44 September 25, 2023

Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in

Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person

by RamanFox August 9, 2018

period vampire

Eating a girl out while she is on her period

I was a period vampire last night with my girl

by Theristy1178 November 26, 2023

Vampire

damon
stefan

elijah
kol
rebekah
caroline
katherine/katerina
nadia
elena (not for long)
mikael

enzo
finn
paige (i think)
lexi
silias
amara

after an original vampire/hybrid dies the vampires that they have turned die after 1 hour

by petrovsblood January 18, 2022

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 27, 2011

Vampire Weekend

A weekend where you party all night and sleep all day

Bitch this is gonna be the shit fuck it lets pull a vampire weekend

by riotgrrl1923 July 31, 2021