Urban Dictionary

A site where everyone spews their biological frustrations in the form of sexually suggestive definitions for words.

Me: Types 'Light' in the search bar in Urban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary: It's an important asset in having good sex.

by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022

Urban Dictionary

Some fake dictionary that calls everyone hot, or everyone ugly. None of this stuff is real, so dont get your hopes up when you look up your name and it says you get pussy.

Urban Dictionary is gay

by Tiki boy July 13, 2017

Urban Dictionary

A dictionary where all words are related to sex

-Hey dude,what does "placebo" mean?
-I don't know,search on urban dictionary
1 minute later...
-What's the meaning of "placebo" according the UD?
-sexual act where...

by a guy who likes english June 15, 2015

urban dictionaried

When an ordinary word is defined in urban dictionary completely differently than in an average dictionary (usually is highly sexualized)

My innocence was destroyed because of the urban dictionaried definition of the word 'eggplant'

by boi_in_a_band December 12, 2018

urban dictionary

your on here right now

urban dictionary is cool

by joeisking2022 December 16, 2021

Urban dictionary

A site where it's a challenge to find one subject where no one talks about sex.

Me: *Looks up 'Cookie'*

Definition: "A woman's pussy."

Me: Uh, okay. *Looks up 'Kelly Clarkson'

Definition: "A fine young piece of ass that I'd do some naughty things to if I met."

Me: *Looks up 'Herbal Essences'

Definition: "The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle."

Me: Of course, Urban Dictionary. Of course.

by !!!!!@ December 18, 2018

Urban Dictionary

The stupid fucking website your using to read this right now.

Yo, I just checked out the urban dictionary, those definitions suck ass bro.

by RakshasaORkraal October 9, 2022