Miami University 

A public ivy league school located in the beautiful Oxford, Ohio. It was founded in 1809, years before Florida even became a state, and 120 years before the University of Miami (Florida) was instituted. It is a mid-sized school known for its top ranked business and education programs along with its incredibly attractive student body. North Faces, polo’s and Greek letters are a staple, and weekends are never boring. Hockey is our sport, even though we still don't give a damn for the whole state of Michigan.

Your time at Miami University will be the best four years of your life.

Miami University by miamigirl November 14, 2006

Iowa State University 

Cow College (n)
Founded by a cow on March 22, 1858. Known globally for its Vet-Med school and a main contributer to the Manhattan Project. An overall amazing school for any science and technology.

Person 1: Damn boy, I need to find me some place to study animal biology with a minor in nuclear weapons.

Person 2: Well you can choose your adventure at Iowa State University!

Iowa State University by Odysseus14 April 4, 2009

University of Waterloo

(noun) UW for short. A large collection of nerds big enough to promote misleading facts about the actual intelligence of the average person belonging to that collection.

Kevin: I'm going to study math at the University of Waterloo after I graduate high school because it's renowned for its math program.

Jake: Being a nerd doesn't mean you're intelligent Kevin!

University of Waterloo by Shittalker February 10, 2010

widener university 

Located in the heart of Chester!

It is a place where you dont want to cross the bridge or else you might get shot. It has about 5,000 students yet the parties are always at the same few houses or andorn. You always know someone at a party; almost everyone. The drunk bus is very convenient. It is the only school that can order pizza at 3am in the morning from ACAPULCO! While walking on campus late at night, a car drives by, and the thought of "a drive by" or getting raped by a CHESTERITE runs through your head at least once. Gotta love Chester!!!

widener university by Lex February 16, 2005

cambridge university 

A university where the top students go to drink, party and lose their virginity,

Cambridge University: What grades did you get?
Student: AAAA
Cambridge University: Ok are you still a virgin?
Student: Yes
Cambridge University: Ok then you're in. dont worry you'll pop your cherry with a nice organ scholar soon enough!

cambridge university by deano2007 May 2, 2007

Lesley University 

Formerly an all girls school with a dry campus in the very liberal community of Cambridge, MA. Lesley University has several schools under it including Lesley College and the Art Institute of Boston.

This year the school became coed and furthered drawing a huge divide between the Art Institute of Boston students, the Lesley girls, and the Lesley basketball boys. In addition, there is no longer a dry campus and drinking is allowed in dorms of students who are 21+ and served at school functions to 21+ students.

"I can't believe Lesley University is coed now. I came here to learn and not be distracted by boys!" -Lesley girl

"I can't believe we have to be around these Lesley University girls all the time. They think they are so much better than us." - AIB student

"Dude, look at all the chicks at Lesley University. I'm going to get trashed and bone every one of em." -Basketball boy

Lesley University by Ninjabot December 11, 2005

Friends University of Central Kansas 

A school in Wichita, KS who's initials are F.U.C.K. Name was changed due to this.

Hey, where are you going to college?

I'm going to Friends University.

Dude, wasn't it Friends University of Central Kansas?

Nah, dude they changed it because the initials spelled FUCK.

Lol.

Friends University of Central Kansas by ckuf November 23, 2009