Ur mom

A goddess that will absorb any males soul and make them cum in .2 seconds

Imagine if ur mom gave me the slurp durp 4000

by Hejahqj August 17, 2020

ur mom

gay

you: ur mom gay
FBI: no u

by Extrictant2 August 1, 2019

Ur mom

Some stupid thing Middle School Xbox boys say

Like actually shut the fuck up ur 10 go play with legos or something ur mom isn't funny

by Stfu stop taking every name June 4, 2021

ur mom

ur mom

ur mom

by MikaLikeTheSushi December 27, 2021

Ur Mom

Carter: Hi man, what did you do today?
Man: I made a list.

Carter: Whats on the list?
Man: Ur Mom

Ur mom

by Deffonitons February 3, 2022

Ur Mom

A famous phrase that young pupils use, normally to offend the kid they said it to.

Joe Bookster: "Whats answer 19?"

Kevin Hamsterson: "Ur Mom!"

by Spidey_Sences15 May 6, 2022

Ur Mom

A phrase typically used when describing another's mother. This Is not to be confused with Your mother. Your Mother is for hot moms. Ur mom is for mothers who look and speak like donkeys.

I would never date ur mom. I would rather date Your Mother.

Ur mom is so ugly the freak circus denied her.

Your mother is so hot that she made the sun lose it's job.

by Your Mother Enjoyer March 8, 2023