Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.
by JayFlyer May 6, 2015
Get the Blinded Unicornmug. When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure
by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016
Get the Magenta unicornmug. Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.
For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."
by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014
Get the gumdrops and unicornsmug. In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!
by animalmom September 23, 2015
Get the slay that unicornmug. We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄
by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020
Get the Floppy Unicornmug. by boggoblin November 22, 2014
Get the Bog Unicornmug. An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck
by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019
Get the unicorn eventmug.