Blinded Unicorn

Sitting on top of a lucky person's head where the balls obstruct their vision and the erect cock has the appearance of a unicorn.

I thought of tea bagging her, but her mouth was closed. Instead, I gave her a Blinded Unicorn.

by JayFlyer May 6, 2015

Magenta unicorn

When a man, typically caucasian, is close to cumming and his penis turns a bright red color due to the built up pressure

Babe stick your magenta unicorn in my mouth

by Mrdevilunicorn January 15, 2016

gumdrops and unicorns

Elusive fantasies. Things that one wants but can't quite attain. Often things of a darker nature (sex, drugs, rock & roll, etc.). An unlikely occurrence that would greatly please the recipient.

For example, in reference to the probability of Geek # 1's fantasy of all the cheerleaders showing up at his door naked with a keg of Bud Light right now; "It's all just gumdrops and unicorns, man."

by Desertgrrrl April 12, 2014

slay that unicorn

Overcoming an obstacle that has eluded for so long as to seem impossible.

In trick dog training, a Unicorn trick is the trick that has been so difficult to achieve that it seems like a mythical construct - an impossible dream. Thus, Slay that Unicorn is finally accomplishing the impossible!

by animalmom September 23, 2015

Floppy Unicorn

Floppy Unicorn: A person wearing a big floppy strap on dildo on their head.

We were at a party at our bosses house, when all of the sudden Rocco came out of the house wearing a strap on dildo. He looked like a Floppy Unicorn 🦄

by Foreskin Mc Adams June 28, 2020

Bog Unicorn

A shit so long it breaches the waterline and stands up like a unicorn's horn

"Just gave birth to a food baby so big it turned into a bog unicorn"

by boggoblin November 22, 2014

unicorn event

An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck

I got asked out by two women in one day. This is definitely a unicorn event.

by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019