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tuckerbag

A woman with an attractive body, but an unattractive face.
That woman is such a tuckerbag.
by Mr. Blake December 20, 2006
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ticket system balls

Ticket System Balls (TSB) are what people grow when their IT group installs a ticketing system. It takes some of the human element out of the transaction, so people become emboldened. See also e-balls
Before ticket system balls: "Hey guys, we think there might be a problem with devtools, can you help us out? Thanks, we love you."

After ticket system balls: "3 people have looked at this. The system time is fine. We think it's a cruise thing. But it happened RIGHT after devtools was rebuilt after the swirley incident. (see Red Swirley). I've given up on suggesting anything. You guys always yell at us for doing that. I am here to point out issues. You are here to resolve issues."
by brchi February 29, 2008
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tucker fucker upper

tomato sauce, the sauce that seems to go on anything and just fucks it up.
mike: bro, pass the tucker fucker upper, these chips are too good.

john: this is a good pie, gimmie some of that tucker fucker upper

Geoff: man i just love christmas dinner, pass the tucker fucker upper would ya
by michael_frankus September 15, 2009
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Tucker

A giant dick that has a small penis
Tucker is such a small dicked faggot
by Tucker is a cunt April 16, 2018
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Square Dancing Tickets

Yo, nigga, you got my square dancing tickets?
by gigidi gigidi June 11, 2009
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shirt-tucker

A Republican...

Conservative Christian, right wing Republican, straight, white, American male.
Gay bashin’, black fearin’, poor fightin’, tree killin’, regional leaders of the South
Frat housin’, keg tappin’, back slappin’ haters of hippies like me.
Soul savin’, flag wavin’, Rush lovin’, land pavin’ personal friends to the Quayles
see the song by Todd Snider

That guy with the NRA hat is a real shirt-tucker.
by Mark Manausa October 16, 2006
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TuckerFucker

The act of seating yourself in front of a desk piled with physics material, and receiving pleasure from a student beneath. Oral sex often involves uniform circular motion and Newtonian mechanics. There is often a trap door beneath that allows quick entry and exit.
Why is there banging beneath that desk!? Oh, someone must be pulling a TuckerFucker... now, back to my pendulum measurements!
by Ron Burgundy II August 7, 2006
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