ooh a squirrel

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"
Oooooh a Squirrel.
by Lone Hardcore October 24, 2013
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Dirt Squirrel

Someone who is promiscuous and Likes all forms of debauchery . Often says or does "pervy" or rude things. Often displays moral inconsistencies . Can be used to replace words such as ; skank, whore, pig, perv, asshole, player, etc.
Sophia, you were such a dirt squirrel with that guy the other night .

Evan, stop being such a dirt squirrel all the time.
by Kmd89 January 16, 2016
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Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 21, 2020
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fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me
by Internet's_translator November 02, 2015
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Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
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Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.
Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth
by Mannimal October 04, 2014
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Angry Squirrel

Do this with your partner’s back pressed against the base of a tree. During vaginal sex, inconspicuously feed your partner peanuts until you ejaculate. When you do, pinch their tits, then quickly and powerfully shove a feather duster up your partners ass. (Brush side out) They should try to scramble up the tree while making a noise that resembles an angry squirrel.
She had scars on her back from when I gave her an angry squirrel.
by ThatsNotVeryNice January 15, 2020
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