Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!

When you are completely roasted toasted and caught by surprise. A term you should not often use as you should always have an ace in your hole. Hopefully, when you do use this term, those around you will be so completely and utterly destroyed both physically, mentally, and spiritually that they'll bow down and worship you.

Teacher: "Did you say further? Further means more and you can't be even more of more; the proper term is 'farther!'"
You, me, or any enlightened child: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle, I'm going to kill myself!"

Thicc Boi: "WHO GOES NEXT? If he's on my left and he's on my right, WHOSE IN THE MIDDLE??
Enlightened one: "Well slap my ass and tickle my pickle he's got more chromosomes than me!"

by ExcitedTea December 19, 2018

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when your girl horny as fuck she gives you head but not just any head the best head of your life

aye girl give me the triple-slurp-slurp-gargle-turkey-gobble-ash-kashh-abracadabra-throw-a-magi-tonsil-tickle-cheeks-stuff-n-squirtle-glizzy-guzzle-weinie-gulpgawkgawk3000

by da massy man September 10, 2020

SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

The most creative insult to get called on discord when you are the owner of the server

Owner(undercover): Do you think this server is run by idiots?
Troll: IF YOU WERE A MOD I THINK SO YES WITH UR SQUIGGLE DIGGLE FIGGLE PICKLE WICKLE UGLY CRUSTY DUSTY MOTHER FUCKING UNICORN MONIBROW UGLY ASS TICKLE DICKLE TIPSON BILLY BURGUR BOY BING BONG BACKER DOOEY

by Lemons<3_doyoumissme? January 7, 2023

Tessa Tickle

A really bad name if you ask me. Who even has tickle as a last name? Even worse then Testi Ticulla

'Tessa Tickle!' Called the teacher.

by abc chicken August 10, 2025

Tism tickle

"Tism tickle" refers to a transient but intense fascination with a particular subject or activity, akin to a brief period of deep engagement often seen in individuals with autism who show strong interest in specific topics.

Jon observed Caleb's 'tism tickle' with amusement as he watched him compile an extensive report on Ernest Shackleton's Arctic expedition, knowing it would likely be a different topic by next week.

by Freakofnurture November 26, 2023

tickled lesbian

when one girl is tickling one other hoo-ha and enjoys it mostly involving holding hands on the first floor near the gym

were tickled lesbians?

yes, were walking by the gym on the first floor

by Tickledbythelesbian123 October 28, 2021

tickle Pickle Timpson therapist

A therapist for you after getting your Pickle Timpson tickled. For a nickel of course!!

Beanie: "How are you today?"

Jim: "Not good, My Pickle Timpson was tickled, I might need a tickle Pickle Timpson Therapist!"

by Pervert the Herbert July 20, 2023