When you have many men giving you sugar, and none of them are important enough to be called your sugar daddy.
by Ayemwiz January 9, 2017
Get the Sugar unclesmug. by hehehmaeve January 28, 2021
Get the uncle fattymug. A lightweight sugar daddy. Similar in connotation to simp; a man who provides material resources to a woman in order to become indispensable... just without having a lot of material resources in the first place.
Beth: "Sure, Dylan isn't the best in bed, but he does buy drinks and pizza."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
Dina: "Nice to have an aspartame uncle looking out for you."
by htheorem May 16, 2021
Get the Aspartame Unclemug. Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.
Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.
by Thelony March 11, 2023
Get the Uncle Kempymug. 1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior
Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.
by Cavenath July 7, 2017
Get the Uncle Runckelmug. by Aaaabbbbbcccccddd January 9, 2020
Get the Uncle Scarredmug. by Gonta Appreciator *screams* March 31, 2021
Get the Uncle Jonhmug.